Monday, November 8, 2010

Joke of the Week

Tip O' the Hat to my Dad for this week's chuckle. I hope it brightens everyone's day.

The Amish are a "Non-violent" people!

An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish Farmer shouts, "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"
(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shat in it!")
The man shouts back, "I am a government employee working directly for The President. I am too important to have been bothered to learn your language so I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English!"
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English, "Use two hands, you'll get more!"


Proof said...

What goes "Clip clop bang, clip clop bang"?

An Amish drive by.

Right Wing Extreme said...

Awesome Proof. Though I have looked all through my Bible, and I can not find one mention of a dricw by so I do not know if the Amish are allowed to do that.

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Toyin O. said...

Very funny.

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