Monday, November 8, 2010

Joke of the Week

Tip O' the Hat to my Dad for this week's chuckle. I hope it brightens everyone's day.

The Amish are a "Non-violent" people!
or
IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN

An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish Farmer shouts, "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"
(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shat in it!")
The man shouts back, "I am a government employee working directly for The President. I am too important to have been bothered to learn your language so I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English!"
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English, "Use two hands, you'll get more!"

8 comments:

Proof said...

What goes "Clip clop bang, clip clop bang"?

An Amish drive by.

Right Wing Extreme said...

Awesome Proof. Though I have looked all through my Bible, and I can not find one mention of a dricw by so I do not know if the Amish are allowed to do that.

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Toyin O. said...

Very funny.

commoncents said...

THANK YOU for posting!!

Steve
common cents
http://www.commoncts.blogspot.com

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