Monday, November 23, 2009

Joke of the Week

Tip o' the hat, once again, to my dad. Enjoy the laugh.

The Chosen One was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation in upstate New York .

He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.

Although The President was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his “red sisters and brothers.”

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented The Chosen One with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, “Walking Eagle.” The proud President then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President.

They explained that “Walking Eagle” is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.


Teresa said...

I love it!! He is definitely full of shit.

Right Wing Extreme said...

That he is. I am lucky that my friends and parents send me jokes. it is even funnier when you do not have to dig for a joke.

Weekend Warrior said...

well done! My wife & I enjoyed that. Thanks.

Right Wing Extreme said...

I'm glad you and the old lady got a laugh.