Thursday, October 29, 2009

Don't Think it Can't Happen Here

The woman pictured above is Fiona Pilkington. formerly of Barwell, Leicestershire, England. Fiona supposedly committed suicide with her eighteen year-old disabled daughter by setting themselves on fire in the family Nissan Micra. She felt driven to kill her daughter and herself because a gang of street thugs had been terrorizing her family for over a decade. Self immolation is an odd way to kill oneself, unless you are a protesting Buddhist monk, so I will not hesitate to postulate that these "feral children" possibly killed these two women, but the police have ruled it a suicide. I do feel that there is cause to be dubious about any conclusions drawn by the local police, and soon you will too. These little bastards threw rocks, flour and eggs at her house, trampled her hedges, urinated on her house, verbally abused her and her daughter and severely beat her son then locked him into a shed where he was held at knife point. Further to the other actions, they put dog excrement and firecrackers through her door by way of the letterbox, set her fence on fire, threatened to kill her son and screamed at the family in the middle of the night. To make matters worse, this woman called the police more than thirty times, wrote to two Members of Parliament and her councilmen. What did they police do for her? They gave her a diary so that she could track the incidents. I have to say that this was obviously not very effective at ending the problem. The cops did nothing to help this poor woman, but tell her she was over reacting. In fact at the inquiry one cop made the following statement, "[L]ow-level hooliganism is no longer the responsibility of the police." This woman may have taken her own life, but she was murdered by an unfeeling police force, an uncaring legal system and a gang of thugs. In one of life's twisted bits of irony, the police have given police protection to the family of some of boys that drove this poor woman to insanity. Now that the inquest is done, those that didn't care until there was public outcry are now looking for someone to blame, and they have apparently settled on the police. Pictured below is Alex Simmons the ring-leader of this bunch of murderous thugs.

In America, this story would not have gone down this way. The headline on my blog would read, "Terrorized Woman Cures Lead Deficiency for Violent Thug." Fiona would have purchased a gun and sent this little bastard to hell, but seeing as how the police would not help and that guns are all but illegal in England all that happens is the police get chided and this skid mark gets police protection from his righteously angry neighbors. This whole mess is shameful.

As the title reads, don't think it can't happen here. There is a whole group of pansies, who because they fear guns want to take them from the hands of the law abiding, who simply want to protect themselves and their families. They pray everyday that The Chosen One will ban all guns outright. So what is the problem? The police are here to protect you, aren't they? WRONG! You, citizen, have NO presumption of police protection. SCOTUS has ruled on this time and again. This is even true in the fascist cities that ban guns. So what can we do? How do we protect ourselves, our spouses or our children when seconds count and the police are just minutes away? Well the answer is obvious, shot the bastards down. It is time to insist on our rights. Demand that your state enact the castle doctrine if they have not already done so. Demand shall-issue permits. Tell the gun-grabbers, "HANDS OFF!" Demand your rights as a free American. I live in an armed household. Even my eight year old owns a rifle and knows how to use it. If we do not stand up for our rights brothers and sisters, then I invite you to reread the story of Fiona Pilkington. Look at Europe and their restrictive laws, because if we do not stop the liberals now, therein lies our future. Do not think for a second that this can not happen here in America, everyday we limp closer to becoming a second Europe.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Another One Bites the Dust

Today the FBI made Detroit, the nation and the world a better place. The FBI raided a warehouse in Detroit where a group of Muslim Criminals, no one wants to say terrorist because The Chosen One has deemed that term no longer PC, were hiding out. Luqman Ameen Abdullah, a.k.a. Christopher Thomas, an imam (terrorist prayer leader) for the Masjid Al-Haqq mosque in Detroit, was being sought on charges that included conspiracy to sell stolen goods and illegal possession and sale of firearms. Abdullah has advocated violence against America and her people, murder of police and the founding of a Sharia Law based state carved from the United States and led by some crazy-ass Muslim Black Panther murderer. This idiot (Abdullah) was cured of his acute lead-deficiency in a shoot-out with federal agents when they attempted to arrest him. Of course the Muslim community says he was a good man and they can not imagine that he is a criminal, of course he was on their board, so they are believable. Al Jazeera says he was targeted, and murdered, because of his religion, not that anyone cares, or believes these jokers. I hope you find hell to your liking you sorry bastard, and on the off chance you make it to heaven, we have a surprise for you. These are the virgins your actions have earned, enjoy douchebag.

American Patriot/Hero of the Week

Last night I was watching Family Guy and during the break there was a commercial for the DVD release of GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra. The anger at what has happened to one of my earliest inspirations for who I eventually became, flooded back into me. When I heard, about a year ago, they were making a movie of one of my favorite childhood cartoons, I was thrilled. Later when I found out that instead of being "A Real American Hero", GI Joe was now some namby-pamby Globally Integrated Joint Operational Entity, a piece of my childhood was stolen from me. I talked this over with G-Man at lunch one day and found out that his childhood was also stolen by GI Joe, but in his case, by MY beloved childhood heroes. G-Man, as always a good teacher, pointed me in the direction to find the roots of my heroes, and, as always, left the research and learning up to me. For all of those in my generation, the root and truth of GI Joe is even more inspirational than the animated patriots and heroes we grew up with.

The original GI Joe was based, and modeled, on a true life "Real American Hero," a United States Marine Platoon Sergeant named Mitchell Paige. At the Battle of Guadalcanal in the Solomons, Sergeant Paige single-handedly fought back an entire Japanese Regiment after his entire platoon had been killed. Paige proved that one American Marine was equal to an entire regiment of Japan's infantry. Paige is a hero in the finest traditions of our Armed Services. Paige's story has returned the missing piece of my childhood that was stolen by the liberal Hollywierd elites. We all owe our heroes a debt we can never repay, and I am proud bring this brave man's story back to a generation that has forgotten too much of our past, and has idolized thugs who can handle a ball and idiots who look good on a screen for too long. Mitchell Paige's Medal of Honor citation can be found here.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Joke of the Week 2.0

Tip o' the hat to G. Gordon Liddy Show for this great joke

A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where [The Chosen One] is trying to gather support for his health care plan. Once he discovers that the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, The President starts to belittle him a little bit by speaking with a mock southern drawl and single syllable words. As The President is doing this, he keeps swatting at some flies that are buzzing around his head. The cowboy then says, "Ya'll havin' some problem with them circle flies?" [The Chosen One] stops speaking and replies, "Well...ugh...yes, if that is what they are called. But I have never heard of circle flies." "Well sir, circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circlin' 'round the back end of a horse." the cowboy replied. "Oh!" [The Chosen One] replies, and goes back to rambling. A moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Ugh...are you ugh...calling me a horse's ass?" "No Sir!" the cowboy replies, "I have to much respect for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass." "That's a good thing." [The Chosen One] responds, and begins rambling once more. After a long pause the cowboy speaks out, "It's hard to fool them flies though."

Joke of the Week

Tip o' the Hat to my dad for this great joke. I guess if the wife and I want another kid we can always turn him in.

Democrats, realizing the success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers" rebate program, have revamped a major portion of their National Health Care Plan. The Chosen One, Speaker Pelosi, and Sen. Reed are expected to make this major announcement at a joint news conference later this week. I have obtained an advanced copy of the proposal which is named.... "CASH FOR CODGERS" and it works like this... Couples wishing to access health care funds in order to pay for the delivery of a child will be required to turn in one old person.

The amount the government grants them will be fixed according to a sliding scale. Older and more prescription dependent codgers will garner the highest amounts. Special "Bonuses" will be paid for those submitting codgers in targeted groups, such as smokers, alcohol drinkers, persons 10 pounds over their government prescribed weight, and any member of the Republican Party. Smaller bonuses will be given for codgers who consume beef, soda, fried foods, potato chips, lattes, whole milk, dairy products, bacon, brussel sprouts, or Girl Scout Cookies.

All codgers will be rendered totally useless via toxic injection. This will insure that they are not secretly resold or their body parts harvested to keep other codgers in repair. Remember you heard it here first...

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Just Because

How cool is this? An anti-tank Vespa? This is not a PhotoShop chop job, this is a Vespa 150 TAP fielded by the frogs. I really want one of these. Tell me what you think.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

American Patriot/Hero of the Week

I know it is a day late, but here goes. This week's honoree is both a patriot and a hero. This week I honor Timothy J. McCarthy. Very few people know this man, or the effects his brave actions had on our great nation. On March 30, 1981, a deranged madman by the name of John Warnock Hinckley, Jr. attempted to gun down President Ronald Reagan in an attempt to impress Hollyweird harlot Jodie Foster. During the assassination attempt, Secret Service special agent Tim McCarthy bravely jumped between The President and Hinckley to act as a human shield while another agent pushed President Reagan into the waiting limousine. Special agent McCarty was struck one time in the abdomen by a unexploded "Devastator" .22 round. and suffered a lacerated liver. Special agent McCarty went against his natural urge to run from danger, and instead placed himself in danger to protect another person. This incredibly brave action is in keeping with the best and finest traditions of the United States Secret Service. It is a twisted bit of irony that because of another agent's quick actions, President Reagan was struck in the armpit by a bullet that ricocheted of the limo and lodged in a lung near his heart. In yet another twisted bit of irony, Special agent McCarty was on a day off, but after a request for an additional agent, McCarthy flipped a coin with another off duty agent and lost. Fortunately for agent McCarthy and his family, that is all he lost. For his brave actions, special agent McCarthy was awarded the NCAA Award of Valor and the Secret Service Medal of Valor. Agent McCarthy rose to the rank of Special Agent in Charge of the Chicago Secret Service field office. He retired from the Secret Service in 1993, and has served as the Chief of Police for Orland, Illinois.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Joke of the Week

Another Tip o' the Hat to Doug H.

Pay strict attention to this new government program..

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead. When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Notable Quotes

"Then [The Chosen One] signed a letter congratulating Sen. Ted Kennedy on yesterday achieving 40 days of sobriety[.]"

This is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Tip o' the Hat to TOTUS at Barack Obama's Teleprompter's Blog. I am surprised that my computer did not crash for uttering The Unspeakable One's name.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Prayer for the Fallen

I have been extremely busy this last week. I was looking forward to getting back on schedule when I was taken down by the plague. When I returned to the bloggosphere, G-Man told me that Z over at geeeeeZ! had suffered a personal loss. Her husband recently passed. I do not personally know Z, nor did I know Mr. Z, but both were readers of my humble blog. Z has posted many comments here, has been supportive of a newish blogger, and I have come to think of her as a close blog friend. The loss of her husband diminishes us all. I have read several of his postings on her site, and feel that though I did not know the man, I know he was a comrade in arms. I do not know if Mr. Z served in this great nation's armed services, but I know that he served his nation well with his poignant writings. I once wrote a prayer for a friend who died serving his country in the military, and feel it appropriate to dust it off and post it here in tribute to a good man who has fallen. Know that my thoughts and prayers are with you and yours during this difficult time Z. God bless.

Fear not brave soldier, for you the battle is done. For you brave soldier, we will fight on until the war is won.
May the good lord lift you into heaven. May he take you unto him and welcome you into his arms. May he hold you close to his breast and sooth all you mortal hurts.
Rest now brave soldier, for you we will carry on. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.


Monday, October 5, 2009

Joke of the Week 3.0

Tip O' the Hat to my dad. This one is hilarious.

Montana Bear Tragedy

Some of these may show up in your back yard. The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect US wildlife . . .

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democrat Party ... as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.

This photo is of a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed . .. Bearack Obearma.

Joke of the Week 2.0

I received this in an e-mail and it gave me a good laugh. It would be even funnier if it wer not so true, hope you enjoy:

The Ten Commandments According to The Chosen One:

I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.)
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore.
III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy.
V. Honor thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money.
VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby.
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed.
VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives.
IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian.
X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet.

Joke of the Week

Tip o' the Hat to Doug H. for this one:

The Cardiologist's Funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart, forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst in laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "Sorry, I was just thinking of my funeral. I'm a gynecologist"

The proctologist fainted.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Where is the President?

Today we enter the 255th day of the current administration, yet I have yet to see the president. I see the man who won the election, I see the candidate, but I have yet to see the president.

Obviously I know that The Chosen One has taken office, but what I want to know is when will we see the switch from candidate to president. Typically most presidents make the switch a few weeks prior to the inauguration, but here we are nine and a half months or so into the administration, and still we are without a president. This man acts like he is still on the campaign trail. He has given 265 speeches, interviews etc as of the thirteenth of this month. This is not how a president behaves. I know he promised to "change" the system of government, but to date, the only change I have seen in how government is run, is an absentee president. Even the left is starting to take notice as evidenced by this article. Even more amusing, is the analysis in this article that his tactics do not work. Even his acolytes are deeply disappointed.

Hurry-up Huessein realizes that the weight of the president is a powerful tool that can be used to leverage legislation through the process. What he has yet to realize is that the more the president is seen, the less effect each appearance has. He has diluted his undeniable charisma, and worse, his dubious credibility. Some people stop listening because they get bored, but far, far more cease because the know he is trying to cover the lie by repeating it over and over again in the hopes that someone will be convinced by his earnestness. Me thinks the lady doth protest to much.

Beyond all of that, he is an obvious narcissist. Since he has "taken office," he has referred to himself in his speeches just shy of twelve-hundred times. This deeply damaged man loves the sound of his own voice, and the cult of personality that has grown up around him. When he addresses the masses, he rarely has anything of substance to say, so much so, that the damned surrender monkeys are embarrassed by the guy. It is a sad day indeed when the French have to give lessons to an American president on how to be a hawk.

The Chosen One has made a mistake that thinking that the future of our great nation is best served if America is seen as being "cool." This tactic does not work in parenting, and just as assuredly does not work in the leadership of a nation. Just as the child with the "cool" mom aches for an actual parent, so to does a nation cry out for a leader. Hopefully before we are the laughing stock of the world, The Chosen One will realize that being thought well of does not necessarily equal respect. This nation was once respected as a power and a leader of the free world. Not so today. Making nice with every dictator he can lay his hands on, and apologizing all over the world for your nation does not earn you respect, only contempt. The kind of allies that are snuggling up to the Kenyan-in-Chief are at best, fair weather friends who will desert us as soon as it is expedient to do so.

It is because of the left's, and specifically the president's, weakness that is the cause of the increase in terrorist activity. The Islamofascists know we have a weak-willed nancy in office, and they see now as the perfect time to attack. Say what you will about Bush the Younger, he kept the terrorists at bay. Granted that The Chosen One has captured more terrorists on our soil, but the point is that fewer were willing to come here to make an attempt. This idiot is making it more dangerous just to go about your daily life. I wonder if this is the change that so many signed up for, somehow I doubt it.