Monday, March 1, 2010

Joke of the Week


Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought She would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that
said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.''


Mike aka Proof said...

Reminds me of the story of the Scotsman sleeping it off beside the road, when a couple of girls came by and wondered about what Scotsmen wear under their kilts. They investigated and one of them took a ribbon from her hair and tied it around the sleeping Scotman's member.

When he awoke the next morning, he went to relieve himself, and seeing a blue ribbon around his member, said to himself, I don't know where you've been, laddie, but it seems you won first prize!

Right Wing Extreme said...

I just heard that one on Bob & Tom. It is hilarious beyond words.