Brothers and Sisters, today I heard about the administration's move to change our Great Seal. This is an outrage of the first order. I know that the administration has a fetish for symbolism, and a disregard for our traditions, and the symbols that go with them, but this is too much. It is time to push back.
The government today announced that it will be changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance:
The government today announced that it will be changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance:
Old Seal
New SealA Condom allows for:
inflation
lts production destroys the next generation
It protects a bunch of dicks
Gives you a sense of security while you’re being screwed
GOD BLESS AMERICA AND DEATH TO HER ENEMIES!
2 comments:
Sad but true
Fuzzy,
Yeah it definitely would not surprise me if they actually did this.
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