Monday, June 28, 2010

Great Seal to be Updated by Progressives

Brothers and Sisters, today I heard about the administration's move to change our Great Seal. This is an outrage of the first order. I know that the administration has a fetish for symbolism, and a disregard for our traditions, and the symbols that go with them, but this is too much. It is time to push back.

The government today announced that it will be changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance:

Old Seal

New Seal

A Condom allows for:
inflation
lts production destroys the next generation
It protects a bunch of dicks
Gives you a sense of security while you’re being screwed

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND DEATH TO HER ENEMIES!

2 comments:

fuzzys dad said...

Sad but true

Right Wing Extreme said...

Fuzzy,
Yeah it definitely would not surprise me if they actually did this.