Monday, June 7, 2010

Joke of the Week

Tip O' the Hat to Peggy P. for this week's joke. I think this is one of the funniest jokes I ever published.

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'



Came across your blog from a friend's blog. That joke just cracks me up. You have a very nice blog site. I really enjoy good Christiain sites. God bless.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laugh

Right Wing Extreme said...

I am glad to see you enjoyed the joke and the site. I hope to see you around, posting comments and such.

Right Wing Extreme said...

You are so welcome. My daughter's maternal grandma sent that to me and I knew it was blog worthy instantly. Thanks for reading.