Monday, October 11, 2010

Joke of the Week

Tip O' the Hat to Jason T. for passing these two funnies along.

A blond was sitting outside a store on the curb crying. The manager of the store spotted her outside and went outside and asked the blond whats wrong. she said her mother had just died. The manager said, "Oh I'm sorry." The blond's cell phone starts to ring and she answers it and says, "Hello..Oh My God! Are you serious!" She hangs up and the manager asks her who that was and the blond says, "That was my sister, her mom just died too!"

A blond walked into a gas station and said to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?"
"Why sure," said the manager, "I have a hanger you can use."
A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blond was doing, he heard another voice from a blond inside the car. "No, no! A little to the left."


Hillary Kitten said...

The Obama administration wants a new simplified tax form that will be idiot proof. They'll test it out on Joe Biden.

Right Wing Extreme said...

I heard that the new form was going to be on a 3 x 5 card. Instruction one asks you to fill out how much income you made after taxes. Instruction two was the address they wanted you to send the amount from 1 to.