God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day...
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it... I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries... "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"
"That’s the State of Texas , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from the State of Texas are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance..."
God smiled, "There’s Washington DC . ... Wait till you see the idiots I put there."
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it... I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries... "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"
"That’s the State of Texas , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from the State of Texas are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance..."
God smiled, "There’s Washington DC . ... Wait till you see the idiots I put there."
6 comments:
That was great ROFLMAO!!! I think I'm going to have to move to Texas because I live way too close to D.C. and don't want to be associated with idiots.
Well, the people in Washington DC are pretty ugly, I'll give you that. But I don't know about all this Texas stuff.
Teresa,
Glad you enjoyed. is at least one more joke today as I had many sitting in my collection folder. G-Man sent me another so there might even be three today. I miss Texas. I grew up there, and think it is one of the best places on Earth.
Darth,
I have to admit I am a little biased. I grew up in Texas and I miss it. I was sent that joke by my father who still lives there and, like me, loves our home state.
Nice joke! haha, I was just in TX. Great place! Good politics! visit my blog: kite-experiment.blogspot.com...are you part of the 20% willing to fight for freedom?
Silence,
I am very fond of Texas, and often wish I was there rather than Oregon. To answer your question, I have fought for my nations freedom before, and am doing so right now with my blog and my participation in the process. If you meant with arms, then no. I do not believe we are to the point as a nation where hat is necessary. It may become so, and is heading that way with rapidity. Armed conflict with our American brothers and sisters is not a move we can step back from, and as such must not be entered into lightly.
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