Joke of the Week

I am behind again unfortunately. Very busy at work and dragging it home with me. Hope you all enjoy this.

A kindergarten teacher did a class activity on the sense of taste. She passed out various flavors of Lifesavers candy for the children to identify. As the children received their candy they began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my god! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND DEATH TO HER ENEMIES!