Showing posts with label Children. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Children. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Joke of the Week

I am behind again unfortunately. Very busy at work and dragging it home with me. Hope you all enjoy this.

A kindergarten teacher did a class activity on the sense of taste. She passed out various flavors of Lifesavers candy for the children to identify. As the children received their candy they began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my god! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Response to Joel

In his first comment Joel wrote (see comments of this post):
You need help. I bet you didn't say this when Reagan addressed us after the shuttle went down or when 41 did it.

Fa[s]cist
I responded to his comment with a rather long comment of my own, that I will not repost in its entirety, but invite you to read it. (it can be found by following the link above)
Mostly I say why I do not believe I am a fascist, and why, specifically, I object to The Chosen One's designs on our children. I also defended Joel's typo. There but or the grace of spell checker go I. Joel then responded:
Oh, yes, 'The Black Guy wants to brainwash our white children.

Let me add to Fascist the word racist

Oh, and I am subscribing to this post.

And please, call me Joel.
Joel, I ask again, on what grounds am I a fascist? I am unable to refute or confirm this without knowing the basis of your argument. You may have decided to simply throw out a label so you could enjoy me attempting to defend my views, but I chose to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you just have not gotten around to explaining the foundation of this assertion. I know who and what I am, and feel I see myself clearly. I feel no need to defend myself or my views from a so far groundless accusation. If you can justify the accusation, then I will defend my positions, views and opinions, else I suggest you let it drop.

As for a racist, well the only one who has brought up race or skin color, is you. I will offer evidence later, but for now let me say, I do not care if it is a black man corrupting our children. I do not want anyone, male, female, black, white or otherwise influencing our children. I feel it is a parents job to raise their children and instill moral sense into them. When those children are older, it is up to them to discern the moral and political compass for themselves, but until then a parent must stand guardian over their lives. I honestly take it to heart that a person should be judged by the content of their characters and not the color of their skin. I also posit that when I see The Chosen One, I do not see black, all I see is Commie Red. I am not a racist, at worst, I am a politicist in that I dislike some people based on their politics. I really dislike liberals, and loath socialists and communists. That is not to say that I dislike or hate the person. I have a few liberal friends, but find most socialists and communists to be distasteful as people, and as such, choose to associate with them as little as possible.

As no man can prove a negative, I offer the following evidence that I am not a racist. I have never in all of my writings asserted that minorities were less than equal to white people. I also have no problems with homosexuals, as long as they keep their hands off of me, nor the religion of any other. I find some religions weird, and a few even disturbing, but that does not, by and large, effect how I interact with them. I have said before, that I come from a very diverse family. My oldest sister married two different black guys and has two mulatto sons. I have not associated with this sister in nine years, not because she married black men, but because of some inter-family strife she caused that has little to nothing to do with her husbands, and none to do with their color. I have not been able to talk with her youngest due to her call blocking my family because of that inter-family strife. My middle sister married and honest-to-god hillbilly, coal miner's son from Buckhannon, West Virginia. The youngest sister married an Arab Muslim from the Kingdom of Morocco. They also have two kids who are awesome. My brother married an Okkie, I have since found out that she is from Massachusetts, and has two beautiful daughters (but not as cute as mine j/k). I married a damned yippie from the great Northwest who is slowly being deprogrammed from the brain-washing she received at WWU in Bellingham, WA (a sanctuary city for both illegal aliens and AWOL soldiers). I am Scots/Irish, English with a little German and Cherokee and (unfortunately) maybe some French (damn surrender monkeys). I was raised Catholic, but have Mormon family on my mom's side. I was born and raised in Dallas, Texas, can speak Spanish and some French and Japanese. I can also curse a bit in German (a great language to swear in). One of my family's friends, for many years, is a flaming homosexual, and I was good friends with a lesbian couple before their break up destroyed all of our friendships.

Granted my eldest child does not play with many black children, but being that their are all of around forty in the town I live in, that is not to surprising. She does however play with many kids of native descent, and a mixed bag of other minorities. She is sensitive to racial injustice, but does not worry or fret about the mere possibility of it, only when it really happens.

So I ask again, how do you justify your comments Joel? Attacking me does not change the fundamental wrongs that The Chosen One is perpetrating against our nation as a whole, and now our children. I understand that I am strident, but that is because I will not let anyone, not even the president, interfere with my children. I fail to understand how this makes me racist, fascist or even a bad person. I am hoping that you can enlighten me. I look forward to hearing from you.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Indoctrinating our Children


On September 8th, The Chosen One will begin the hard-core indoctrination of our children. He will address them directly and ask them to write letters to themselves about how they can help the president jam his communist agenda down the collective American throat. Yes I know that they have changed the post, but only because it caused outrage. It is the same routine as always, he shows his true colors, we the people call him on it, he changes the rhetoric and it is suddenly our fault for misunderstanding what he meant. I am tired of this smarmy, lying bastard. It is bad enough that he is dragging my nation, my friends and family and myself into communist hell, but I will NOT let him at my children. My children will not be a party to his designs on MY country. My eldest will not be viewing his address, nor participating in his Hitler Youth-esque activities. I urge you brothers and sister, call your schools and tell them your child will not participate in their own brainwashing, or in the special activities. If the school will not let you opt out your children, have them skip school that day. Take them to the zoo, to the park, to a museum, anywhere but The Chosen One's re-education centers. I am fortunate that my youngest is not yet school aged, so there is one, The Chosen One can not reach yet. This man is a monster. Many things this person has done have angered me, now I am totally pissed off. This man must be removed from office as soon as possible. He is a menace. I sent a letter to the White House to tell this man and his cronies, "STAY AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN." Here is a screen shot of the letter I sent to him:


If you are tired of this man's lies, cronyism and betrayal of this nation and her people, write to the White House. Write to your congressmen. Tell them we do not want the United Soviet States of America, we do not want CommieCare and we do not want The Chosen One to be our president anymore. Tell them to "Impeach The Chosen One!!!"