Tip o' the hat to G. Gordon Liddy Show for this great joke
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where [The Chosen One] is trying to gather support for his health care plan. Once he discovers that the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, The President starts to belittle him a little bit by speaking with a mock southern drawl and single syllable words. As The President is doing this, he keeps swatting at some flies that are buzzing around his head. The cowboy then says, "Ya'll havin' some problem with them circle flies?" [The Chosen One] stops speaking and replies, "Well...ugh...yes, if that is what they are called. But I have never heard of circle flies." "Well sir, circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circlin' 'round the back end of a horse." the cowboy replied. "Oh!" [The Chosen One] replies, and goes back to rambling. A moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Ugh...are you ugh...calling me a horse's ass?" "No Sir!" the cowboy replies, "I have to much respect for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass." "That's a good thing." [The Chosen One] responds, and begins rambling once more. After a long pause the cowboy speaks out, "It's hard to fool them flies though."
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where [The Chosen One] is trying to gather support for his health care plan. Once he discovers that the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, The President starts to belittle him a little bit by speaking with a mock southern drawl and single syllable words. As The President is doing this, he keeps swatting at some flies that are buzzing around his head. The cowboy then says, "Ya'll havin' some problem with them circle flies?" [The Chosen One] stops speaking and replies, "Well...ugh...yes, if that is what they are called. But I have never heard of circle flies." "Well sir, circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circlin' 'round the back end of a horse." the cowboy replied. "Oh!" [The Chosen One] replies, and goes back to rambling. A moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Ugh...are you ugh...calling me a horse's ass?" "No Sir!" the cowboy replies, "I have to much respect for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass." "That's a good thing." [The Chosen One] responds, and begins rambling once more. After a long pause the cowboy speaks out, "It's hard to fool them flies though."
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