Here is a great email that my boss sent to me. It was very funny, so I thought I would share it, slightly modified. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year all.
To All My Democrat Readers:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
To My Republican Readers:
Merry Christmas, and here's hopes for a happier New Year!
To All My Democrat Readers:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
To My Republican Readers:
Merry Christmas, and here's hopes for a happier New Year!
4 comments:
Hi RW Extreme!
That was funny! I hope you and yours have a very blessed, happy and prosperous NEW YEAR, 2010
Funny stuff, Extreme!
I hope you and yours have a healthy and Happy New Year in 2010!
Bunni,
It was indeed a good holiday. The same wishes to you and yours.
Teresa,
Thank you for your good wishes and the same to you and yours.
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