Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Joke of the Week 2.0

Tip O' the Hat to Doug H. for helping to clear up any and all confusion about this term.


Finally, a definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:

What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Princess Diana's death.

How come?

Answer :
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling). Followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles. She was treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an Canadian, using an American's (Bill Gates) technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer that uses Taiwanese chips and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegal's....

That, my friends, is Globalization

Awwwwwww, to soon?

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