Monday, August 9, 2010

Joke of the Week

From a chain email, but funny anyway:

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written An impressive new book. It's called .......... "Ministers Do More Than Lay People"

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

9. My next house will have no kitchen - just Vending machines and a large trash can.

10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.'

11. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex.

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND DEATH TO HER ENEMIES!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Prof. F. N. Lee's "ISLAM IN THE BIBLE"

Eminent Australian theologian and church historian known worldwide as Professor Francis Nigel Lee (who has eleven earned doctorates!) has found claims in the Koran that may have escaped the attention of many Muslims including those in the White House.
It's amazing how often in history someone notices an unclear passage in the Bible, sees possibilities in it as a wellhead, isolates it and then backstabbingly uses it against the Bible's intent while developing an anti-Biblical cult or false religion!
Dr. Lee quotes the Koran which claims that when Jesus promised that after His departure He would send the Holy Spirit to be personally with His followers as the "Comforter" (John 14:16, John 15:26, etc.), Jesus was actually promising He would send them Mohammed! (Aside from the blasphemy, has history shown Mohammed and his fanatical followers to be "Comforters" of human beings?)
Another quote from the Koran that Dr. Lee reveals is that the disciples of Jesus viewed themselves as "Muslims" - centuries before Mohammed was born!
To read Dr. F. N. Lee's scholarly and informative article, type in the "Islam in the Bible" pdf article associated with him. Interestingly, leading Christian scholars for many centuries have viewed the 9th chapter of Revelation (with its references to a violent army of 200 million who torture mankind in earth's final days, the centering on "the great river Euphrates," and the connection to demons loosed from "the bottomless pit" who inhabit this army) as a scary portrait of Islam murdering, in a short period, one-third of earth's population, as is explicitly stated there!
Readers may also wish to Google "Imam Bloomberg's Sharia Mosque" and "Michelle Obama's Allah-day" since these two items have been in the news lately.

Right Wing Extreme said...

Anon,
Interesting comment. Thanks for reading.