Joke of the Week

Tip o' the Hat to Doug H. for this one:

The Cardiologist's Funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart, forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst in laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "Sorry, I was just thinking of my funeral. I'm a gynecologist"

The proctologist fainted.

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND DEATH TO HER ENEMIES!

Perv Planted

Yesterday they planted Michael Jackson at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Los Angeles, California. I have very little to say on the topic except, rest in peace pervo. I hope that you receive your proper reward in the next world. Burn baby burn.

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND DEATH TO HER ENEMIES!