American Patriot/Hero of the Week

This Tuesday past, I was honored to receive an invitation from my friend, and coworker, to attend the Mobilization Ceremony of the Oregon National Guards 3-116 CAB (CAV). Despite my knee injury, I drug my sorry rear the fifty-some-odd miles down the road to see my friend off as he leaves to defend our great nation and bring freedom to the Iraqis. There are many in this local battalion of heroes, some I have met, and one other I work with (Jeff). I told myself that they would have to screw me into a coffin before I missed the ceremony, and a little pain was worth it. This week I honor all the brave men and women of 3-116 CAB (CAV), but I single out my good friend Tyson Cross, who did me this great honor, as a model of the average American Soldier who has gone off to war. Tyson is a young man who works hard, well as hard as any of us do. He is helpful, truthful, a good friend and a good uncle to his sister's children. He understands the sacrifice that must be made if freedom is to florish in this festering, benighted world. Whether he has the words of not, he knows bone deep, "The noblest fate that a man can endure is to place his own mortal body between his loved home and the war's desolation." I ask you all to say a prayer for the safe return of every member of the 3-116 CAB (CAV). Below are some pictures that Tyson's wife, Jennifer, has sent me to include in this post.

I know he reads my blog, and so I offer him this personal message, do your duty to the best of your ability, be safe, take care of your buddies, your equipment and your feet and they will take care of you. When you get back the first beer is on me.

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND DEATH TO HER ENEMIES

Joke of the Week

Tip O' the Hat to my Dad for forwarding this on to me. Remember, the chance to take back our nation is only forty-three days away. Just an observation, I am posting this from my smart phone as right now I am on my way to Portland to see a doc about my knee, and it takes for freaking ever just to do a small post. It is a good thing I know html or this post would not look like it should, and that would really mess with my OCD.

Twas the Night Before Elections

Twas the night before the elections,
And all through the town,
Tempers were flaring,
Emotions all up and down.

I, in my bathrobe,
With a cat in my lap,
Had cut of the T.V.,
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden,
There arose such a noise,
I peered out my window,
And saw The Chosen One and his boys.

They wanted my wallet,
They wanted my pay,
To give to the others,
Who had not worked a day.

He snatched up my money,
Then quick as a wink,
Jumped back on his bandwagon,
As I gagged from the stink.

He then rallied his henchmen,
Who were pulling his cart,
I could tell they were out,
To tear my country apart.

On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers,
On Acorn, on Pelosi,
He screamed at the pairs.

They took off for his cause,
And as they flew out of sight,
I heard him laugh at the nation,
Who would not stand up and fight.

So I leave you to think,
On this one final note,
If you don't want want Socialism,
Get out and vote.

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND DEATH TO HER ENEMIES

American Patriot/Hero of the Week

This week's hero is particularly special. He is the first recipient of the Medal of Honor since the Vietnam War to not receive our nation's highest honor posthumously. Staff Sergeant Salvatore Giunta, then a rifle team leader of Company B, 2nd Battalion, 503rd Infantry Regiment, risked his life to save two members of his squad who were injured during an ambush by the Taliban. In the finest traditions of a real hero, Staff Sergeant Giunta gives credit for the action to the whole unit saying, "My piece of the puzzle is what everyone is interested in right now, but it was not the only one." He goes on to say, "What I remember and what I would like to tell people is that it was not me doing everything." A real hero in my book. The ceremony for his award has yet to be scheduled so I can not post his citation, but here is the White House Action Report:

Then-Specialist Salvatore A. Giunta distinguished himself by acts of gallantry at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty while serving as a rifle team leader with Company B, 2d Battalion (Airborne), 503d Infantry Regiment during combat operations against an armed enemy in the Korengal Valley, Afghanistan on October 25, 2007. When an insurgent force ambush split Specialist Giunta's squad into two groups, he exposed himself to enemy fire to pull a comrade back to cover. Later, while engaging the enemy and attempting to link up with the rest of his squad, Specialist Giunta noticed two insurgents carrying away a fellow soldier. He immediately engaged the enemy, killing one and wounding the other, and provided medical aid to his wounded comrade while the rest of his squad caught up and provided security. His courage and leadership while under extreme enemy fire were integral to his platoon's ability to defeat an enemy ambush and recover a fellow American paratrooper from enemy hands.

It is brave men and women such as Staff Sergeant Salvatore Giunta who ensure that this country will continue to have the freedoms we currently enjoy. With men like this, to stand between us and war's desolation and God willing, we always will.

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND DEATH TO HER ENEMIES!

Joke of the Week

I know that the Joke posts are supposed to be on Monday, but in Vicodin Land, it is Monday. Just kidding, I am just running behind. I have a stock of jokes that I keep on hand for for these posts. Many of the jokes are sent to me by my friends, family and co-workers. It occurred to me that we bloggers all need to keep contact and support each other, so if any would like to get a joke posted and their blog referenced, just drop me a line at rightwingextreme@hotmail.com or rightwingextreme1776@gmail.com. This offer is not just for ConservaBloggers, but any and all who want to help me with my Joke of the Week posts and get a plug for their site. I will even plug a lefty site if the joke is RWE worthy. Make sure to include a link to your site.

This weeks joke was sent to me by a former co-worker. Tip O' the Hat to Nicole R. for this week's submission.

Jokes to Offend Everyone

If you are offended, sorry, I did my best to make fun of everyone equally.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.

What do you call a smart blond?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

What’s the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blond say when she found out she was pregnant?
‘Are you sure it’s mine?’

Why did O.J Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do drivers’ education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
They named him ‘Sum Ting Wong’

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment

What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with… ‘a recipe’.

What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins ‘Once upon a time .’ -A southern fairytale begins ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this....

Why is there no Disneyland in Japan ?
No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND DEATH TO HER ENEMIES!

9/11 A Rememberance 7.0 (2010)

As the anniversary of 9/11 comes to a close I offer my prayers to the survivors, the families of the victims, the heroes who help and those that gave all.
You are not forgotten

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND DEATH TO HER ENEMIES!

9/11 A Rememberance 6.0 (2010)

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND DEATH TO HER ENEMIES!

9/11 A Rememberance 5.0 (2010)

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND DEATH TO HER ENEMIES!