Monday, October 19, 2009

Joke of the Week

Another Tip o' the Hat to Doug H.

Pay strict attention to this new government program..

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead. When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:


The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Notable Quotes

"Then [The Chosen One] signed a letter congratulating Sen. Ted Kennedy on yesterday achieving 40 days of sobriety[.]"

This is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Tip o' the Hat to TOTUS at Barack Obama's Teleprompter's Blog. I am surprised that my computer did not crash for uttering The Unspeakable One's name.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Prayer for the Fallen


I have been extremely busy this last week. I was looking forward to getting back on schedule when I was taken down by the plague. When I returned to the bloggosphere, G-Man told me that Z over at geeeeeZ! had suffered a personal loss. Her husband recently passed. I do not personally know Z, nor did I know Mr. Z, but both were readers of my humble blog. Z has posted many comments here, has been supportive of a newish blogger, and I have come to think of her as a close blog friend. The loss of her husband diminishes us all. I have read several of his postings on her site, and feel that though I did not know the man, I know he was a comrade in arms. I do not know if Mr. Z served in this great nation's armed services, but I know that he served his nation well with his poignant writings. I once wrote a prayer for a friend who died serving his country in the military, and feel it appropriate to dust it off and post it here in tribute to a good man who has fallen. Know that my thoughts and prayers are with you and yours during this difficult time Z. God bless.

Fear not brave soldier, for you the battle is done. For you brave soldier, we will fight on until the war is won.
May the good lord lift you into heaven. May he take you unto him and welcome you into his arms. May he hold you close to his breast and sooth all you mortal hurts.
Rest now brave soldier, for you we will carry on. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND DEATH TO HER ENEMIES!

Monday, October 5, 2009

Joke of the Week 3.0

Tip O' the Hat to my dad. This one is hilarious.

Montana Bear Tragedy

Some of these may show up in your back yard. The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect US wildlife . . .


Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democrat Party ... as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.

This photo is of a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed . .. Bearack Obearma.

Joke of the Week 2.0

I received this in an e-mail and it gave me a good laugh. It would be even funnier if it wer not so true, hope you enjoy:


The Ten Commandments According to The Chosen One:

I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.)
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore.
III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy.
V. Honor thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money.
VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby.
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed.
VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives.
IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian.
X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet.

Joke of the Week

Tip o' the Hat to Doug H. for this one:

The Cardiologist's Funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart, forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst in laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "Sorry, I was just thinking of my funeral. I'm a gynecologist"

The proctologist fainted.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Where is the President?

Today we enter the 255th day of the current administration, yet I have yet to see the president. I see the man who won the election, I see the candidate, but I have yet to see the president.

Obviously I know that The Chosen One has taken office, but what I want to know is when will we see the switch from candidate to president. Typically most presidents make the switch a few weeks prior to the inauguration, but here we are nine and a half months or so into the administration, and still we are without a president. This man acts like he is still on the campaign trail. He has given 265 speeches, interviews etc as of the thirteenth of this month. This is not how a president behaves. I know he promised to "change" the system of government, but to date, the only change I have seen in how government is run, is an absentee president. Even the left is starting to take notice as evidenced by this article. Even more amusing, is the analysis in this article that his tactics do not work. Even his acolytes are deeply disappointed.

Hurry-up Huessein realizes that the weight of the president is a powerful tool that can be used to leverage legislation through the process. What he has yet to realize is that the more the president is seen, the less effect each appearance has. He has diluted his undeniable charisma, and worse, his dubious credibility. Some people stop listening because they get bored, but far, far more cease because the know he is trying to cover the lie by repeating it over and over again in the hopes that someone will be convinced by his earnestness. Me thinks the lady doth protest to much.

Beyond all of that, he is an obvious narcissist. Since he has "taken office," he has referred to himself in his speeches just shy of twelve-hundred times. This deeply damaged man loves the sound of his own voice, and the cult of personality that has grown up around him. When he addresses the masses, he rarely has anything of substance to say, so much so, that the damned surrender monkeys are embarrassed by the guy. It is a sad day indeed when the French have to give lessons to an American president on how to be a hawk.

The Chosen One has made a mistake that thinking that the future of our great nation is best served if America is seen as being "cool." This tactic does not work in parenting, and just as assuredly does not work in the leadership of a nation. Just as the child with the "cool" mom aches for an actual parent, so to does a nation cry out for a leader. Hopefully before we are the laughing stock of the world, The Chosen One will realize that being thought well of does not necessarily equal respect. This nation was once respected as a power and a leader of the free world. Not so today. Making nice with every dictator he can lay his hands on, and apologizing all over the world for your nation does not earn you respect, only contempt. The kind of allies that are snuggling up to the Kenyan-in-Chief are at best, fair weather friends who will desert us as soon as it is expedient to do so.

It is because of the left's, and specifically the president's, weakness that is the cause of the increase in terrorist activity. The Islamofascists know we have a weak-willed nancy in office, and they see now as the perfect time to attack. Say what you will about Bush the Younger, he kept the terrorists at bay. Granted that The Chosen One has captured more terrorists on our soil, but the point is that fewer were willing to come here to make an attempt. This idiot is making it more dangerous just to go about your daily life. I wonder if this is the change that so many signed up for, somehow I doubt it.